GraEm3's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Wanted 5 Remake]

One of the best stick movies ever!

When i read the last review i saw diablo say about 3d efects and i thought ,not another sift/swish user , becuase i useully vote people down for that , but i totaly changed my mind when i saw this cartoon , if you did use swift/swish you used it very well , but i doubnt you did use any 3d software because it all looked so good.Unless pico 2 or the new alein homnid gets released on the portal today youv definatly got the dailly feature.5
-GraEm3

[Vegeta's Common Sense]

WTF?

I'm sick of this shit , 4 megs , do you realise how big that is , it wouldnt bother me that much if it was all your own work , but an imported video , come on , your only wasteing space , I'll take it that you dont read the front page , because if you did you would know that ng is needing to get more bandwith, and do you know why that is , people like you that have got the sort of atitude like "oh im a lazy prick , i know , i'll import some pictures and a video because im too stupid to try and make a cartoon or game" and to make that worse your 18 , what sad , lazy type of indaviduall gets to 18 and still watches kids cartoons like dbz and cant even spend time to learn how to optimise flash, for fuck sake, try and learn , and dont bother responding with "im new to flash , i only wanted to have a cartoon on ng" becuase i dont care if you are new to flash , your wasteing ng's bandwith with movies that you only done about 5% of the work in , if that. Let me give you some advice , do your own work , make a cartoon from scratch , if your shit at drawing keep at it , youll get better, learn how to optimse your flash , go into publish settings then find the sound bit , its not that hard , and finnaly have more than one layer of animation , becuase that is is the first thing most reveiwrs look for , if youv only got one layer , your a noob or your a very very good frame by frame animator , i hope you took the time to read this , because i took the time to watch your waste of bandwith , oh and one more tip ,never EVER do anything like this again, i will be looking out for any more submitions of yours and if i see another like this and its in the bellow 100 votes bit its getting put up on the blam club website.
-GraEm3

GokuLV500 responds:

yes i read it

[template4]

You hate blue clock , then i hate you

you say you hate blue clock ,why , its not asif you have better flash skills than him, shit , you dont even have flash skils , frame action > stop
button action > play , wow thats really complex , thats 10 times better than blue clocks random clock appearence in the void 2 , not.I think you should consider how crap you are before you critisise others , and dont bother telling me to look at my flash , because mine might be crap , but at least my work is my work and not somebody eles edited photos , and to top it off, 761k for all that crap , if i want funny pictures i'll go to steak and cheese , if i want a rip off i'll watch a dreamskape cartoon, but yor flash has no use at all , well , actully , you could use it as a bad example.What makes this even better is that some of the bottons didnt work, how crap can you be , is it posible to make a crapper flash than this , dont bother saying that i abuseive and im picking on your poxy level 3 flash for no reason , im doing it because
a)You dissed blue clock's The void II
b)I'll quote this one-"look at my movies for a bit of a titter. review them, i like the feedback."
Hows this for feedback LEARN HOW TO TWEEN YO SICK SONOFABEETCH, in the words of the biggest pussy in the world (dreamskape) "do me a favour , never make flash again"
-GraEm3

mr-jamaica responds:

i know how to fucking tween, and ill have you know my herbs made me fuck up those buttons.and i did watch your movies, and you arent in any position to criticise anyone mate. i hate blue clock, shawn hollern, fu clock, strawberry clock, and all the other badly named clocks.
ps. try not to call yourself a name shared by a gay talkshow host in the future.

[Music Player 1]

Frick you , you frickin frick,,

Some tips 4 you.
1:Dont use rock/punck/(whatevergood charlot call themsellves) bands that are aimed at the pop audience , because even the moshers will not like them.
2:Dont use A really old eminem song , i mean , the eminem show was out last year , 99% of ppl that have the internet could have had the album before its release date.
3:use NEW songs , eg. Eminem ft. dmx and obie trice - go to sleep (from the cradle to the grave ost)
4:Think about it , most people on newgrounds have more than half a brain , so most people will have kazaa or winmx , or use streamload, so most people have music on thier computer.
5:use a NEW idea , music players have been done before , and blamed before , dont think youl do any better.
5:Dont do this again, i will admit it is hard to make a music player with alot of movie clips , but yours had very none , learn what a movie clip is.
I'll give you zero , not becuse im abusive , but because this is 1.5megs to many , even if it is 3 songs (it isnt that hard to compress music).
-GraEm3

[unlikely situation]

no, no ,no ,no, no ,no ,no

Come on man , I'v seen all this shit before, the head bobing was from a cartoon that was taking thi piss outa the pot:harmless cartoons and iv seen the guy doing the animal in umpteen clock movies, If you had used the 2pac (the origonal) version of the song i would have gave you a 7 for sound , but the jay - z version is a rip off and is aimed at the pop audience , even if this had a background i would consider giving it a 3 , I can see you put some work into the first part , but im guessing that you lost interest and just put all of your other faild attepts at flash into one file , made there heads move , and submitted this, I know my flash needs to be improoved , but i would never submit anything like this.
-GraEm3

chinees responds:

so its been 10 years and im totally stoned reading this review, LMFOA you had me spot on xD

[Super Ghettio World!]

good

I did like it,I always like sprite cartoons , but as you said , the file size is a bit big , you should get an mp3 encoder and reduce the quality of some of the music to about 80kbs , you wont notice much of a difference in the sound , but the file size will drop quite a bit.

[Hewchshortthree]

hmmmmm

I'v saw that background art b4 in one of banana clocks movies, thats why im voting low all you done in this cartoon was tweend some movie clips that you got from your friends, and added some music.

[5 Things I Hate About C-S]

no

I saw this the last time you submited it.

SomeOtherGuy responds:

sorry... never submitted it.. maybe one like it was wut u saw

[Peas: Butterflys]

LOL

This was a great short , very monty python , keep up the good work.
-GraEm3

[Critics Are Assholes]

and the tribute was?????

I see no point in this , no woder you always get ppl telling you to "go fuck yourself" your movies are crap ,you didnt even get the frame sise right for your movie, this will get blammed.2645kb for some text and a black background , with shity music in the background, not worth it.
-GraEm3